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Right, well here we are comin up to x-mas with an unfortunate loss at our hands.........i think that we should all be learnin from this rather than just sulking......see the positives b'cos although we dont like to walk away losers we all know we need to focus at the tasks ahead!!! but enough of my bollocks lets get down to the reviews......

*SNAKE* - although the man had trouble with the trains an didnt play i think its fair to say thank you for actually turning up.....i know that a few people would more than likely have just turned back an headed home.... so it was awesome to know he was at the sidelines supporting us!!!

*GRAHAM* - Well wot can i say, from my point of view, he was M.O.M that guy kept us in the game....more than once.......although it was a difficult situation for john an marc to have started him as he aint played 11 aside for a while, and of course it was a league game, i can safely say that he played very well an made some awesome saves as well as screamin his ass off at us......i have to say it was a welcome change to have someone so verbal in goal! 9/10

*GARY 'i must brake you' MURPHY* - was a little careless at times, but his surges through midfield an excellent headed goal (provided by me) was a delight to have witnessed.....he played well alongside marc an tried his best take those fuckers down (without causing penalties) when it mattered most. 8/10

*MARC 'own goal' WAKLEY* - did himself justice with some absolute awesome passes to the midfield an strikers, always looked comfortable passing across the back four an tried to bring the midfield and strikers into the game as often as he could. 8/10

*CHRIS 'sort out yer hair' WALLBANK* - although wasn't his usual racey self played with his head held high.......got caught out by the strikers just a few times, but made up for that with some excellent passes an movement around our half of the pitch to help murph when ever he needed an outlet. 7/10

*ROB 'intimadated by frankie whilst playing pool' HURST* - was a little shakey an needed maybe a little more time on the pitch in order to get comfortable......did provide some excellent crosses into the box an always tried to create space an oppurtunities for others to use as an outlet. was unfortunate to have been substituted at half time, but sometimes that's just how the beautiful game works my friend. 7/10

*JOHN 'i'll beat rob at pool all day' HASSAN* - was up their asses all game!!! hassled well, made some outstanding passes an always tried to look outside of his comfort zone to create opportunities for others in the squad! made some fantastic challenges an also had a shot swerve wide of the goal in the 1st half. overall commitment an belief was there, just need to keep it up mate! 8/10 - oh an before i forget he created the first round of drinks at the clubhouse with a stunning 20 pound note he pulled out the bag!

*MR 'i can play all positions' DE RIJK* - played well for his frst game in 3 weeks, made some superb challanges an made some excellent downfield crosses to the forwards......was extremely impressed with the stability he created in the midfield an across the back when asked to play out of position for the 2nd half. overall an excellent performance, very determined an im happy to see the return of the skipper! 9/10

*JOHN 'piss head' GALIGAN* - played well an tried to conquer the opposition at all times! have to admiti haven't seen as much of john as i would like to up the pitch but he's always puttin in the effort to create opportunities for us upfront, an always giving 110%. GET UP THERE MY SON!!!! 7/10

*MIKE the unstoppable train* - well came on in the second half and was running through their midfield with power an precision.....made some outstanding tackles that brought tears to my eyes, and tried to get as many flick ons from throwings for us forwards, LOVE IT......an was always usin his phsycal being to create havoc for their midfield and centre backs. 7/10

*SEAN the newcomer* - didnt get long on the pitch but when he did come on he played with enthiusiasm an determination to change things around. ive played football with this guy for yonks now an i know he can play extrememly well when he's on top of his game.....he came on an tried to gel with the team in any way he could.....he provided an excellent cross into the box late on that unfortunately weren't met by us strikers.......show him some more game time an he will prove a worthy asset for this club. 7/10

*LEE 'cool as ice' NICHOLAS* - unfortunate not have had more time on pitch but when he came on, my was he up for it.......he proved to the team an himself the desire to be a club member an not jus a player.....he played with strength an cunning to try get others involved into the game, where he saw fit, as well as try to turn the game around with some superb hassling an down right awesome closing down of the ball.....was very impressed with his patience knowing that he wouldnt start due to his absence at training, but i was also impressed knowing that he still wants to be here for us and the cub.

*DAVE 'pierre luigi' ZARCARO* - Played extremely well, was very impressed with his determination to help out the back four an midfield where he could, took the piss out of there defence all day an had that right back in his pocket ALL DAY LONG!!! i felt maybe the link up between himself an galigan (lil jon jon) weren't its usual awesome self but hey we all have games like that......did cause their defence tons of problems throught the game and it was his sheer determnation to succeed which, in turn lead to the corner that provided us with (sadly) our only goal of the match! keep it up mate! 8/10

*DAVE 'slowest cunt ive ever seen' POLLY* (sorry mate but its newbury forest tradition!!!) - although one or two passes were misslaid, had a reasonably good game with an excellent through ball to myself in the first half, and an absolute cracker of a chance to equalise but in all fairness was an awkward ball to hit and he was moving at his fastest pace all season (HAHAHA) was very unlucky not to hit the target!!!!! keep that work rate up mate...they'll soon be flowing!!! 7/10

*FRANCISCO JAVIER 'morales gonzalez ricardo garcia' RODRIGUEZ-PEREZ* - well i am my own worst critic, and i would have to say that it wasn't my best performance.......although 'MY CORNER' created murphy with the only goal of the game, i felt that the only thing i had to offer in the game were a few descent passes an a few good corners. i felt that my overall work rate was good although knowing that chris weren't feeling too well could've done better to have supported him throughtout the game. would have liked to have shown some more character an aggression in my game!!!! a dissapointing 6/10

Well guys there was my 'MATCH REPORT', it was a pleasure.......hope u guys enjoyed it....if not then FUCK OFF the lot of ya!!!! hahahaha. Seriously though i hope you guys found that what i have included in there was fair an honest to me, and to ALL you whom this club would not exist!!!! cant wait til saturday we'll have a fuckin great time boys!!!!! GET IN THERE NEWBURY.....