Meet The Squad - Nick Marrable

Hello and welcome to our meet the squad segment. Today’s player is Spoony himself and Vice Captain of the 1st Team Nick Marrable…

Name: Nick Marrable          
Nickname: Spoony, Chav Boy
Squad No: 26
Special Power: Mazy runs that never end in a goal

1. You’ve been at Newbury Forest now for a year and a bit and have seen a lot of change, where do you see the club being at the end of the season?
I see us being even stronger than we are now, another year's experience, another season to gel, new players realising that we are the nuts and wanting to come and play for us.  Even if they don't with the squad we have we are capable of going far!

2. Honestly what’s better keeping a clean sheet or scoring a goal for Newbury Forest?
That is a tricky one, but seing as I’m not that good at scoring anymore I’ll have to say clean sheet (but you wouldn't think it with some of the runs I do!)

3. Now you have played against many Newbury players during training, who gives you the most problems? 
If I’m honest Chester, every time I go up against him it is always a battle.  He likes to kick me for some reason I don't know why!  And we also seem to end up on the floor quite a lot when we face each other. But it's a good test, plus Toch has nutts me about 20 times, come to think of it, so has Andy, wait I'm not as good as I think I am!

4. Now there was an incident during the pre season dinner in which you earnt the nickname Spoony. What were you thinking each time you got hit on the head with the spoon?
Sir Winston Churchill’s speech "Never Surrender"

5. Who would you wanna see wear the tutu at training or any other event?
I’m not going to lie Alf, either you or Trent! Trent would be sooooooo funny wearing a tutu. Or Bradley gates that will whack the cockiness out of him!

6. Your trapped on the team bus (Hopefully gonna get one soon), who out of all the squads who you hate to be stuck on there with?
Lil Dave, he would be commentating on how we are going to die! I love the kid but god he can talk!

7. Who do you think has the worst technique when it comes to the opposite sex?
Ermmmm I hate to say it but...................me!  I end up getting too drunk and probably insulting them! IT never works!

8. From all the squads in the team, who would you not want as best man at you’re your wedding?
The most upsetting thing is this bloke probably will be, Joe! Practical joke king Joe, now he is one for embarrassing me and he hasn't got an ounce of compassion or emotion in him, so he would tell the worst, seedy stories he could think of, or in truth Alf you!!

9. Do you think your gonna end up with a big bird at the fancy dress party? 
Well, we'll see how the night goes, if I start getting drunk and have not pulled by 9.30 then yes, we may see another big bird!  Big girls need loving too man!