Team Mates - John Hassan

Just like on Soccer AM we have started our own series of Team Mates, and of course we had to start with our illustrious leader. Some say he’s Zidane, some even think he’s Pele we just call him grabby hands Hassan.

1. Best Trainer?
Jon Galligan - ever present and always works hard, what more can I say

2. Worst Trainer?
Jey Siva - that’s if he turns up!

3. Worst Dresser?
Nick Marrable - “it’s not pink, its Salmon!”

4. Hardest Worker?
Chris Wallbank - somehow he stays fat though....

5. Dumbest Player?
Dave Ademakinwa - until there’s free food going and then his brain kicks into life!

6. Biggest Complainer?
Alfie Egembah - I’m safe with this one because if he complains about it he proves my point!

7. Weirdest Player?
Arnold Djedje - “Eh, Eh boyz!”

8. Pretty boy of the team?
Tom Starling - such nice hair...

9. Ladies man of the team?
Graham Tritton - they either stalk him or just give him passing kisses in the pub but either way there’s always something going on with him and a bird...

10. Worst dancer?
Andy Saunders - oh dear...